"Kitty (Undead Hormones)"
It didn't matter to Kitty that vampire guys were infertile;
Not every supernatural stallion usurps the slow-but-steady turtle;
Indeed, she would follow a werecoyote's goofy dream,
Hunting his furball till their love did have eternal gleam--
Yep, Kitty needed the absolute of constant co-action,
For with lupine Adam--there was a monstrously gorgeous attraction.