Saturday, April 25, 2015
Jazzmin Flush (46)
"Jazzmin Flush (46)"
"You can't have a torrid Tolstoy story, written in eloquent sequences, before being divinely spawned everlasting and eternal--without a pizza delivery guy as a main character!" Thomas cried.
Jazzmin Flush didn't blush, but passionately pushed back: "The L.A. Derelict published my first obituary on Girthy Gilda, but--I'm not a novelist. I'll never be a novelist. I don't wanna be a novelist!"
Thomas sideways, sideburns growing Wolverineways. "Just check it out, will ya? This dynamic dude dubbed Danny--he may be your father. Why else would he deliciously deliver an anchovy deep dish decorated with baby, multi-colored gummi bears?"
"He thinks I'm pregnant." Jazzmin Flush biting her lip at the resonating remembrance of an entire rainy year.
Thomas continued: "He's got your goldenish hair, same almond-shaped eyes, and his 1957 Chevy with two, mind you--TWO, four barrels is constantly rumbling, like tough pit bulls, outside of your basement habitat. And he's too much of a geezer to be stalking you. I would sniff out that testosterone-laced crap, easily. I can smell him, and he smells like you--this dude is your Dad."
"But he's a pizza delivery guy?" Jazzmin Flush snarled.
"Now that you are a hot, sexy reporter--you think you're too good for him?" Thomas imperatively probed poignantly.
"Okay--I officially hate myself." Jazzmin blowing a strand of gold out of her eyes. "And I do love gummi bears."