"A song for Jango Fett"
INTRO:
Jango Fett
Was not in spiritual debt;
Moreover, he didn't need a Jedi-forged Lightsaber,
Nor did he nastily desire Princess Leia in her slave-girl suit as Jabba's party favor;
Specifically, Jango was just as tough as Darth Vader,
Having held more than his own with Obi-Wan Kenobi's turquoise-hued saber;
Indeed, Jango didn't succumb or need mind tricks and fancy flips,
But only self-confidence and to draw his laser pistols swift from his hips.
Verily, Jango Fett had never met
Any Jedi that with he'd lose a bet,
For Jango was a simple man through and through,
Strong as a RANCOR because he forced himself to
Be tough and courageous no matter what,
Not minding that his genes were to be cloned though he might be a Mandalorian mutt;
Furthermore, this is a tale of Jango before
Mace Windu opened up Heaven's Door,
And mind you--that if Jango would've had both pistols and his jet-pack,
Mr. Swift to violence "Windu" would've been blasted, and Jango's head still intact--
Now wends a saga before Boba was born,
When Jango Fett fought against the stink of scorn
Upon a green Moon named Ooba,
Where did croon space celebrities on many a robotic guitar and tuba--
Like this,
Jango did KISMET kiss . . .
