Marie Santo: French Burrito
"Marie Santo: French Burrito"
Je vous salue, Marie,
Your unearthly spirit is luminously pretty;
Thus, dissolve your medical marijuana under your tongue for OCD;
Next, engage in the play of love with your Catholic mechanic, having matrimony,
For you love baseball in the City of Angels,
And soon a holy daughter will womb extend--a mirror image of navels
With you;
You are the magnanimous glue
Of America,
Giving no hysteria.