"American Language; plus, Anchors Aweigh" President Clinton discriminates not; Indeed, he adores all flavors of the Multiversal Knot; Alas, America is a wacky dictionary-- We invented hamburgers with mayo, and a Hebrew Pickle dandy; Thus, college is crafted to get you in their economic design, And Plato knows--we've been refashioned soooo much--she's got the cerebral line, But Christ's wise action dictates to obey man's law too; Unfortunately, a local Deputy Dawg can be the ruination of Federal True.