"Scarlett--Joe Team, 80's Cartoon Beyond"
Rank: E-8 Master Sarge
Primary Military Mojo: Intelligence
Qualified Expert: Throwing Stars, KA-BAR . . .
The first real girl in Issue #1,
And hell--the Baroness was Dominatrix School Teacher, whipping for fun;
Thus, enlist in adventure if healthy and sure,
Better than me with a hot girl score;
Regardless, wending through puberty with Reagan at the helm,
Was a patriotically true, television realm.
