Liberty's Sparkle (51)

   
   "Liberty's Sparkle (51)"
   
   Faye awoke with a modest hangover, Spanky's licks bringing her to a state of recognizable cognizance, remembering she was in Canada, and that she had puked a bucket of foam hours earlier. 
   The luminous daystar was rising, and Liberty rose as well, helping Faye out of the tent, Spanky running to the hybrid and lifting his leg to offer the inflated rubber a sense of ownership.
   After both girls yawned and stretched, Faye was like:  "My dreams last night, the Virgin Mary, my new and true Gothic obsessions.  How guilty I feel for putting Her Son through the tortures of Calvary.  And ya know--She is mentioned in Genesis, hinted at in Isaiah, and even the 19th Surah in the Koran, Maryam, acknowledges Her.  It's like the Torah; next, the New Testament; then, the Koran, a Trinity of Abrahamic devotion to the God of the Multiverse."
   Liberty needed some coffee, but spoke:  "Philip K. Dick said the Torah was offered to all people, but they all turned it down because thou shalt not do this; thou shalt not do that--there was no fun in it.  However, a group of slaves in Egypt accepted it; next, God was like . . ."
   Faye projected:  "Let my people go."
   "Why do the Abrahamic religions fight, when there is so much in common?  God knows everything Christ said;  thus, He gave us the LORD'S PRAYER, and Gabriel in the Koran saying the same thing, telling that like a watcher on the Internet, God knows everything, but more, and submission to Him, having a benevolent mind is the key.  God, Christ--the Author of Life.  Like we're a book being written, or a video game played.  The Bible and theoretical physics."  Liberty blabbered.  
   Faye like, grabbing her head:  "I think I'm gonna lose my cookies again.  Damn Canadian beer." 
   Once again, she puked upon the campgrounds, lovely.