"Having a werewolf pet" Way middle down in Tennessee, Where country music don't sing about true, American victory, Hiding behind the strict corners of the flag, Not knowing: the shimmering stars and lambent stripes give larger brag; Alas, my pet werewolf stole my bone; Thus, I hunt for America in the inhuman woods alone, Finding my crop, and hunting the swift, Canadian goose To bring back to my werewolf--I never let him loose. Or is it me? Duh, I'm so unaware of my dualistic destiny.