"Honor thy elders" Old men, sea hags, and the burdensome cripples-- Denying them HONOR is the carpet burn scald to a set of young nipples; Alas, raise a toast to the true service of man, For there are 40,000 suicides a year in the American plan-- A real war zone within the fake calm; Thus, don't forget to on Sunday bring Grandma some gleeful love and healing balm.