"Hayride Hallelujah" The True Artist, forged from Himself, Always hanging on Pre-Creation, Existing due to a stubborn spirit of determination--ahem: Alas, country lass is passionately ignited, And man, if armed with couth and charm, can get her dance deliciously excited; Thus, lovingly lasso the sicko, and unleash your best beast, For a beautiful woman, so many, will submit and spark to firework heat-- Roll in them balls of thunder; plus, pour her purr some alcohol, Knowing: Love-Trusting transcends the Garden's self-admiring fall.