Existence Womb (96)

   
   "Existence Womb (96)"

   Miriam was puffing away; next, extinguished her cherry, rubbing it out on a Saint Andrew's Cross ashtray in the greasy garage.  Afterwards, she went out into the humid and sticky Arkansas morning, the Moon near its full glow of neon cheese.  She glanced at the monster Boss 429, was a bit consoled, thought of Buck, and prayed to the Godhead that he was gonna be okay.  Too, she said a prayer for her Dad's safety, forgiving.  Enter Freddy, all sparkly in her coat of shimmering yellow gelled with sparkly orange, those golden eyes focused on teenage Miriam, now almost eighteen.

FREDDY
Fear not; He will be with you till the end of time; moreover, you have forgiven your father; thus, your sins too will be forgiven.

MIRIAM
You're so Christ-like for a coyote.

FREDDY
It's all merged and gelled together.  Too, the Great Coyote's return will announce the Son of Man coming down from the clouds of heaven.

MIRIAM
When will it all happen?  All this garbage and anguish in life fade away?

FREDDY
When the reptile is in the cage for a thousand years.  People will have time to get their scat together.

MIRIAM
So, what's on your agenda Freddy, this morning?

FREDDY
Find a specter of a mouse to pounce on; then, get some REM sleep, hoping to dream sweetly of influencing your sense of comedy and relief.

MIRIAM
Yeah, I could use some relief.

FREDDY
Take some Pepto-Bismol; next, you'll poop a big pink log.

MIRIAM
How gross Freddy, and for a lady like you.

FREDDY
I'm just like a dog after all--gee whiz, get with the program girl.