Saturday, May 28, 2016
Liberty's Sparkle (36)
"Liberty's Sparkle (36)"
Faye swept Tom inside the hospital, demanding to find a Catholic priest for him--he freaking needed it, or so she felt her instincts say. After some heavy debating with a nurse, explaining that he had just lost a child, Tom was escorted to a little chapel inside the hospital, and the priest, a wiry, little man with Larry King glasses sat down across from him near a little altar; next, the twosome engaged in conversation.
PRIEST
I'm sorry for your loss my son.
TOM
I'm not Catholic sir, not really. I read Mark Twain's Joan of Arc before I dropped out of high school though, and it really affected me. I learned the Hail Mary in French, and say it as often as possible.
PRIEST
Do you want to be a Catholic?
TOM
Of course. But I get the shakes around people, especially if there are plenty of them, and going to Mass seems almost impossible. I have a mental disorder, but my family just thinks I'm a limp and lazy dog.
PRIEST
Are you seeing a physician?
TOM
Yes sir.
PRIEST
Has it helped?
TOM
The medication makes me real sleepy, and sleep terrifies me. I try not to do it. Can you help me? I think I'm evil or there is evil upon me.
PRIEST
Yes, you must become a Catholic. And this young lady you got pregnant--are you a player, uh, I mean are you into the ladies?
TOM
No sir. Liberty, my girlfriend--she's the only person I've had intercourse with. I'm freaked by body fluids, but she made it real simple. Is super nice and all. A real charmer, in an altruistic sense. Do you think I need an exorcism?
PRIEST
Come to my Church, Our Lady of Good Counsel; next, talk to the Monsignor there, he is a fine and compassionate man; moreover, if you attend regularly, an exorcism can be requested by the hierarchy within.
TOM
So, I am possessed? Tom's face turning green.
PRIEST
No son--I didn't mean that. Just get all your ducks in a row, okay. And again, I'm sorry for your loss.