Sunday, July 24, 2016
Weredog Tart (22)
"Weredog Tart (22)"
Mandy McGee and Siria's Dad sat alone as the adolescents of this story-tell did wander through Steel City, hand in hand, speaking of purity, noticing the urban birds and all the wonders of the four winds blowing wherever they chose.
Mandy asked: "I never did get your name?"
Siria's Dad with: "It is Noah."
Mandy further probed, noticing the brew in his hand: "Early to drink. And did God not tell the Hebrew Noah not to drink?"
Noah replied: "I am not here to save the animals; moreover, my heart is made happy by creamy lager. Gee whiz, back in the day, there was Robin Hood Cream Ale made up here in this city--it stated on the steel can that men of adventure, well, their name is being called by the bow-slinging Englishman."
Mandy snorted a giggle: "All is for some, and some is not for all, but I can tell by your face that you are a kind and gentle man."
Noah with, after a gulp of the lager and a mustache of foam: "Life is too short to be a demon; plus, don't they know what they'll get in the end? It's in both Scripture and myth--the poor and downtrodden shall be lifted, made white as snow, though tried, yet the wicked, well, we know how that ends."
Mandy blushed, and was like: "Yes. Yes we do kind sir."