Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (19)

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (19)
   
Juvenile Junkyard & foxy Adam did spy in skulky fashion,
Using canine sleuth to observe fisticuffs in Earthy chasm;
Alas, vampiric Kitty & smooth Sheeba McCool,
Beat each other bloody--took each other to school!
  
   JUNKYARD AND ADAM INK ART:
   
   


Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (18) JUNKYARD the DALMATIAN

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (18)
   
At the public park with Sun-Kissed Moon aglow,
Wagged the canine optimism of an abandoned Dalmatian that could win Best In Show;
Moreover, Adam (the werecoyote) communicated with the sublimity of the spotted beast--
The twosome forging a friendship of adoption and brotherly peace;
Then,
Junkyard (the Dalmatian) told:
"There are 2 hormone-raging females a short distance away fighting over you."
   
   JUNKYARD INK ART:
   
   

Monday, March 10, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (17)

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (17)
   
Prowling Kitty smoothly caught the crossbow bolt between her red-velvet lips,
Dodging the murderous energy with a scandalous shake of her hips;
Indeed, the furious females fought for Adam's beating/bloody LOVE,
Like masculine school boys with shotguns hunting Doves.
   
  
   
   

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (16)

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (16)
   
Young Man Adam did text the exotic Sheeba McCool back
   With a hint of drunk'n trepidation,
Dreaming of French-ing her lovely soul
   With the Werecoyote Nation.
   
He morphed Multi-Hued Glamwards,
   Fabricating the Quasi-Metal of POISON,
Painting himself with orange lip gloss,
   Knowing hot chicks "heart" the merged barriers of romantic cloison.
   
And the heartfelt kiss was fortunately FLY,
   Curling Sheeba McCool's toes;
Also, making Adam smitten by Ebony Blues--
   Further loathing Civil War woes.   
   
   SHEEBA MCCOOL & ADAM PENCIL CRAYON ART:
   
   

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (15)

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (15)
   
TEXT MESSAGE:
   Hey Adam/U haven't got back to me/Work'n on a 289 High-Powered '66 Stang/Look:  Freak'n call me/Not a stalker--just know what I like/And may I remind:  Kitty's an anemic killer; I got the proof/Just say'n/2, tasted my sister's breast milk (she's a smoker)/Tastes like KOOL cigs--plenty of anti-oxidants in that boobie juice . . .
                              -  Sheeba McCool  -
   
   SHEEBA MCCOOL PENCIL CRAYON ART:
   
   
  

Friday, March 7, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (14)

   
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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (14)
   
   Adam ponders tobacco:
   
I totally know burning tobacco will mercurially waste me; nevertheless, tobacco has its anti-oxidant properties when harvested till Snuffways.  Actually protects from ominous oral offspring according to Swedish Research.  Or seemingly freeze-dried SNUS from 'em Northern Europeans.  Crap I don't know.  . . . ughhh . . .  Is Kitty right--this stuff bad for my teenage skin, morphing we Goblinwards?  Too, Sheeba, ouch--she looks delicious.   
   
  

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Werewolf Eats Vampire Girl (13) Sheeba McCool




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   WEREWOLF EATS VAMPIRE GIRL (13) Sheeba McCool
   
TEXT MESSAGE:
   Adam--hope U like my SELFIE/My name:  Sheeba McCool--part African and Irish genes, ya know/I dropped outta high school/Work'n as mechanic @ my Uncle's garage/And I know UR a werecoyote/2--know UR girlfriend is a demon-fanged bloodsucking bitch/I hunt vampires on the weekend/We should hang out . . .