If i die young-The Band Perry (LYRICS)

Luke 16; plus, a few bread crumbs

    
   "Luke 16; plus, a few bread crumbs"
    
   Of course history has been manipulated and changed.  In The Last Temptation of Christ flick we hear a phony Christ say God is not an Israelite, yet the true Christ clearly says in the Divine and Holy Gospels:  "Salvation comes from the Jews."  Philip K. Dick, after having been touched by pink energy knew many things, predicting our disfigured trans-humanism; plus, knowing God offered the Torah to many people, yet they all rejected it due to not being able to have any fun in life; next, a group of slaves in Egypt accept it, and we hear:  "Let my people go."
   Anyway, about Luke 16, if I quote any parts, I will use the KJV, taught to me by Southern Baptists, and while they may dismiss the Virgin and Her Angels, they love their Scripture, though missing the Apocrypha, yet they have great reverence for the Hebrew people.
   So, in Luke 16, we hear of a certain rich man clothed in purple and fine linen; also, a beggar named Lazarus, him laying at the rich man's gate, covered in sores, which were licked by a dog, him sharing the rich man's crumbs with the dog.  And it came to pass that the rich man died; plus, Lazarus died as well, but the beggar was carried by Angels into Abraham's Bosom, and the rich man kicked into a furious hell.  The rich man begged to be with the beggar in Abraham's comfort, but Abraham told the rich man:  "Remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things:  but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented."
   Too, Pope Francis just mentioned how false idol worship like riches, careerism, and all the jive turkey funk in life are driving people away from God, curious.     

Ol Red - Blake Shelton(Lyrics)

America, the East, and Misinformation

   
   "America, the East, and Misinformation"
   
Dostoyevsky and Pushkin are read as being decent men--
Pushkin adoring women's legs and long, tanned stems;
And the history of the Pyramids being forged by simple copper chisels,
Or the Ramesses 2nd Statue being constructed by the blow of an allegorical whistle,
When Crazy Horse in America took scores of years with modern technology;
Plus, Saint Helena venturing to Jerusalem to unearth the archaeological laundry,
Finding many artifacts in a mystical mall;
Also, the evident argument by many theologians that the Gospels were crafted before Saint Paul;
Also, written and hidden documents of Roman Emperors seeing the Virgin before Her birth,
Being mentioned thousands of years earlier by Prophets, Kings, and Godly men of mirth--
We are distracted by misinformation,
The news not covering Christ's tomb unearthed a few months ago by the Hebrew Nation,
Yet musical artists are covered by our mainstream media,
And trans-humanism was spoken of by Philip K. Dick before our modern encyclopedia--
It's all so bizarre yet concealed,
And as King Solomon kinda/sorta said:  "We must seek them out to see the real and be healed."

The Skunk (8)

   
   "The Skunk (8)"
   
   Stinky was hard at work, making the cheese dip and stuffing both hard and soft shells full of yummilicious scrumptary; next, his Priest walked in the door, and after getting the redneck flavor of MOUNTAIN DEW, which is what we call sweat on Dolly Parton''s buxom bewilderment, the holy man asked if Stinky could have a five minute break.  The minimum wage Skunk asked his adolescent, pimple-faced manager, and it was agreed upon; hence, Stinky took a seat across from his Priest at a mostly clean booth; then, the conversation ignited.
  
PRIEST
I've heard you've been doing some underground vigilante work.  What, are you Batman?

STINKY
Bless me father, for I have sinned--it has been two weeks since my last confession.

PRIEST
Okay Stinky--spill it my son.

STINKY
I found my girlfriend cheating on me.  I saw her at the local SHONEY'S, laying in the all you can eat salad bar.

PRIEST
Cut the shit Stinky--you have no girlfriend; you're as asexual as a Saint, but as weird as a coyote.

STINKY
Okay--I'm cleaning up the streets.  I know, blessed are the merciful, for they too shall receive mercy, but there are some bad hombres out there, and the innocent need protection.  Even Saint Michael takes out the trash at times.

PRIEST
Okay, say one OUR FATHER, and do an ACT OF CONTRITION.

   The Priest absolved Stinky of his sins, and the Skunk would continue to spray juicy justice.   

Too Close For Comfort 1980 Intro

Han Solo Kills Greedo (Original)