Friday, February 23, 2018

Voltaic Junkyard--anchors aweigh

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--anchors aweigh"
   
   Adam didn't quite comprehend the HAPPY DAYS episode during which Ralph Malph was cruelly criticized for wanting to be a sailor, get a grappling hook, wear stripes, and have a Primary Military Specialty of Gunner's Mate.  Nothing gets a woman more loose in the loins than the Cracker Jack uniform, unless all they want is the money; then, they marry an officer, and the UFO didn't even bother to talk with the F-18 pilot off the coast of California, yet it talked to Ezekiel--wonder why?
   Of course Adam knew they'd call him mentally ill anyway.  Yet attorneys everywhere take Lexapro, Effexor, Xanax; next, wash it down with a bottle of Dago Red every night; then, give people bullshit, grope women, and are celebrated for serving the Lord of the Apes--where is Tarzan when you need him?
   Adam knew he wasn't like Sheila.  So special.  Built for war.  A conductor.  Still, he had couth; moreover, just a down on his luck guy with a comic book collection and a duty of hubcaps and more hubcaps; plus, socket wrenches and all the rest.  He didn't know if he wanted to leave the junkyard or not.  It was his home.  Sheila was his sister, angelic as she was, and always in her prime, ready to give him a quicksilver defense at a moment's notice; indeed, she would always make mercurial haste to save his bacon.  What a girl.
   He owed her.  Too, he owed himself.  But more importantly, he knew he was put here to please God; thus, he contemplated how to do that, drinking a Bud Heavy and glaring at the neon-cheese of a Motherly Moon.  

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Jango Fett vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi HD

Voltaic Junkyard--hey Bubba Cheese

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--hey Bubba Cheese"
   
    Sheila recollected the residue of past memories; next, breathed herself in; then, breathed herself out, kinda going off like an atomic bomb, emptying the theater, and filling it only with herself and the Spirit.
   Hit so many times in the past, infused by way of false testimony, plotting, and every trick in the fake book to make her trip, yet a good right hand to the jaw usually settled things for her.  Like Frodo Baggins, that homely hobbit from her past, attempting to corrupt and smear her reputation as he hated himself, knowing that no matter how much money he had--he was still trapped in the body of a dumb dweeb, always wearing the noose of a necktie, and once, it got stuck in a mercurial shredder at his office as he was erasing his phony forgeries concerning Sheila; moreover, that unflattering salmon tie, hooked into light machinery, pulled his pubescent face towards the actuality of almost being shredded itself, until after a quick giggle, his secretary hit the cancel button, and the jerk-off remained on the planet for a little while longer.
   Yeah, Sheila knew they were all full of shit, so she built a wall around the junkyard, that sublime perimeter, to keep the contagious vermin from penetrating from what they couldn't have--control over her; plus, they were always pondering a slimy juggle of her bodacious breasts--she could feel it.
   She was filtering out all the darkness, it all culminating with laughter as she remembered telling a shrink:  "What about premonition?  What kind of mind-altering, brain-sedating medication are you going to give me for that?"
   Sheila flexed her bicep, grabbed a wrench, and tore down the big block of a Mercury armed with a 351 Cleveland.  

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Song of Solomon--Chapter 5:1-2

   
   "Song of Solomon--Chapter 5:1-2"
  
   I AM come into my garden, my sister, my spouse:  I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honey-comb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk:  eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved.
  
   I sleep, but my heart waketh:  it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled:  for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night.  

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Voltaic Junkyard--adoration of nature

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--adoration of nature"
  
   Adam was lounging alone within the cramped yet salubrious situation of his junkyard scenery, not minding the metal, yet adoring the outside--unlike Sheila.
   Specifically, birds entertained him--he was amazed; moreover, marveled at the elegance of their flight and aeronautical achievements made with swift ease, as if instinct to fly; plus, survive.
   Too, he enjoyed She-Hulk comic books, and the pages were clean--it was the fictional art of a beauty, but not like his sister--yuck!  For he knew Sheila also fancied the green super-hero chick with a great punch.  It was his chance to exist.  But he had to make an exodus from his mundane labors, not out of lack of appreciation for what the junkyard gave to him--a history, a place that he came from, and in Heaven will return--if ya know what I mean.  Everybody is a unique soul--forged by the fuel of God Almighty; however, that doesn't mean His Son (Jesus) was not the surfer Jesus type.--never bound by the law as He was True LAW, following it with ease.  The rest of people are mostly schmucks, everybody, even those with kind hearts or money or a player in the Canadian Football League (CFL)--ya hear me.
   Ah, Adam did not discount his fortune, even if it was so casual.  And being casual is where it's at--not like that, but be yourself, kinda.  For True Law does exist.  Yeah, Adam liked birds, She-Hulk comics, and a surfer Jesus.  Not so bad.  

Voltaic Junkyard--instructed not to love

   
   "Voltaic Junkyard--instructed not to love"
   
   Sheila knew her take-out delivery guy well; moreover, she trusted him, ya know--not to sprinkle some of this or that on her food.  He was a cool Chinese kid with a clean spirit, and long hair, as if woven from mystic silk.  She met him at the gate, waiting all lean and chiseled in camouflaged manner--God knew what he was doing when He constructed her, and that She-Hulk look in her eyes might frighten the rest, but Bao (delivery guy) knew she was sweet and cool.  So, Bao pulled up in his rice burner; next, did a Peter Cottontail hop out of the economically-inclined automobile and offered her the sanitized cuisine.

SHEILA
Thanks my man--always a pleasure.  Now, have a good one.

BAO
Why you always rush me off?  Why you have no friends?  You gorgeous.  No boy toy?

SHEILA
You want it plain and simple?  That's how I fly.

BAO
Of course--you sweet girl Sheila.

SHEILA
Some people are instructed not to love.  And we all yearn to be loved.  And I know the right passages; specifically, the types of love.  But fools think we're all like them, not knowing that an angel's kiss can be more innocent than marriage from two people who don't give a rat's ass about each other.  Not everybody is into rabbit humping--get me?  A touch from anything that wishes you well--it's freaking electric.

BAO
You like Bao?

SHEILA
I love ya guy.  Extends her hand, which Bao takes and shakes.

BAO
Wow--strong grip, and yet--so lovely.

SHEILA
Have a good one--till next time . . .

Monday, February 19, 2018

Coyotes in neighborhood this morning

  
   "Coyotes in neighborhood this morning"
  
   At 3:00 AM I awoke to the sounds of yips and yaps.  Didn't want to mention it, for don't need overzealous law enforcement hunting these creatures; however, I must, for the coyote is a teacher; specifically, a wise/fool.
   While being stalked and hunted all their lives, one killed every minute in America, the coyote is one of the most loyal animals, usually mating for life, and loving their pups.
   If you don't fear them--they can't hurt you.  They teach us to laugh at ourselves, not take our lives too seriously; plus, warn us of trickery.  
   I exited my suburban stronghold, armed (ya never know), and went out to take a look around.  The Moon was not visible, and there were moving clouds with only a smudge of stars ornamenting the Heavens.  
   I wish them well, and am always aware that there are very few coincidences in life.  Long live dogs.