* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "Wicked Witch--Voluminous Rack" Though suspicious sorcery might morph a man's genitalia into a bunny rabbit-- A lass might fancy it cute, trumping a behemoth blade-sheathing habit; Next, in need of trans-vaginal mesh-- Ah hell, the Wicked Witch dances under daystar, appearing garden fresh.
* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "One Race: The Human Race" It has been theorized--there is no different species of human; we are one race--the human race. My Grandma Bertha got Grandma King on the horn back in the late 50's, venting: "What's this I hear about you not wanting your son to marry a foreigner? At least my family isn't Pig Shit Irish." And I love being part Irish. My Dad always joked that I wasn't Irish enough to TRULY enjoy Notre Dame Football Games. But I do--buzzed 2 the day. Irish, mystical barding: "I'm a Leprechaun--come and get me . . . "
* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "Parental Units (6)--Brunette Barbie, Brains Included." Mrs. King sacrificed college--working to send her guy, Landing a Government Job with ultra, top-secret clearance, getting a Pat-down by the FBI; Indeed, she met American Generals, including a singular Joint Chief of Staff, All during the illuminating 60's, when Vietnam displayed 59,000 U.S. deaths on heartless graph.
* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "Parental Units (5)--Pop The Cork On Me, Baby." Mr. & Mrs. King were two children in love, And the corncob-craving, dissolute harridan would soon divorce their merry buzz; Alas, for forty years I've never known my King Family, Licking my dirty wounds while occasionally attempting to "Tie On" a drunken dandy.
* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "Parental Units (4)--Going 2 California" After engaging in matrimony with loving intent, Now: Mr. & Mrs. King anchored away from Pittsburgh's "tough guy district" rent; Specifically, they youthfully adventured in a late 50's Ford to California--so golden, Finding harbor in the City of Angels; still, a wicked witch was stalking with lava molten.
* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "Parental Units (3)--Shamrock Wedding" At the tender age of nineteen-- Miss Radulovich would happily wed an Irish Machine. Yes--very young in the cool mix of the American Nation, Which openly tempts human steel by way of rock 'n roll gyration.
* * * King @ Amazon.Com, the Nook, & Apple iTunes * * * "Parental Units (2)--Miss Radulovich" Birthed by children of Serbian/German immigrants in the American North; Moreover, plagued by Social Anxiety that steals a soul from going forth; Still--she fiercely wends ahead to protect her every son, Rolling her Bambi Eyes @ the players thinking their pride can offer her fun.