Mark David King @ Twitter! Too, books @ Apple iTunes, the Nook, and Amazon.Com, including: WEREWOLF SLUT, VAMPIRE METH, 1989 . . .
ONE:
Kitty was a teenage dream,
Having luminous blue eyes that drove other girls green;
Plus, her lips were full and moist;
Thus, within their bluejeans did every school boy hoist
His obvious walking cane;
Moreover, there was her raven-black mane,
Which was a demonic nimbus of beauty--
Verily, Miss Kitty was Count Dracula High's finest cutie--
Yeah, that's just what the kids dubbed their high school,
For the real person it was named after (Bill Clinton) was a Duck Dynasty fool;
Still, every soul has the right
To adventure into their own wicked plight;
Hence, Kitty was on the prowl,
Looking to suck blood from a hot boy's jowl;
Nonetheless, she wasn't the only supernatural freak in her high school,
Thinking the football punter was especially cool;
Indeed, he was a werewolf teen,
Though Kitty was unaware of his canine mean;
Therefore, she hoped to lure him to bed,
Where she would drink blood from his pulsating head.
Crayon Art--KITTY:
