Archie and Meathead on theology

   
   "Archie and Meathead on theology"
   
   We know Christ's Mother was inviolate, undefiled, Tower of Ivory; plus, House of Gold.  Possibly being from the Tribe of Levi; specifically, so pure and holy, having religious duty, able to approach the Ark of the Covenant back before Indiana Jones recovered it.
   And as Archie and Meathead bantered back and forth on an old ALL IN THE FAMILY episode, the topic of the Hebrews came up.
   Meathead said:  "Archie, Jesus was Jewish."
   Archie bluntly responded:  "Only on His Mother's side of the family."   
   Can we even talk like this anymore?  Is nothing funny save sloppy sex nowadays?  Look, there was only one perfect man--and you are not Him.  None of us are.  Till he arriveth again.