Candida--YUCK!!!

   
   
"Candida--YUCK!!!"
    
I ain't fooling 'bout taking Diflucan--
Had a yeast infection, metaphorically, on rear and in mouth--like Turkey with Putin;
Anyway, Candida or blazing bullshit beyond,
Sings the wild and weird of a physician's song,
Offering:  "No dudes with weirder sickness than you."
And I am Leopold Bloom--agoraphobically a counterpoise-like wandering Hebrew;
Thus, I read the "Taming of the Shrew"--
Throw it back to ALL the guys,
Taking care of you with hamburgers and fries.