Crystalline Cool (42)

   
   "Crystalline Cool (42)"
   
   Rudolph couldn't leave Saint Vincent Island; plus, make an eternal exit from his new friend, Duncan; as a result, he made a mystical  zoom airways, back in the direction of the young man alive in glee concerning his little shanty and lime-green KX 200, it fully armed with street legal updates.  
   Duncan was changing the oil, having already dug a few swampy ditches, terrifying the alligators with his unknown potency.  Rudolph landed, anchoring down with symmetrical cool, positioning himself perfectly on all fours.  Next, the reindeer shouted:  "I'm back dude!!!"
   Duncan turned from the 2-cycle Kawasaki, facing Santa's fellowship, asking:  "My man--what are you doing back?"
   Rudolph with:  "I just can't leave a servant of Christmas with uncool quicksilver.  Remember--it is God's privilege to conceal things and the king's privilege to discover them.  But I think you need a little help.  Won't get into Nebuchadnezzar the 2nd capturing Solomon's ring, possibly, with God's real name on it, and a Walker's heritage invading Iraq for that weapon of mass destruction.  Oh, where is the crusader Oliver Stone when you need him?  Conspiracy theories and such, but isn't life a mystery; next, death is the revealed truth?"
   Duncan was a bit thrown off, saying:  "I'm not exactly picking up what you're putting down."
   Rudolph lit up his joyful and luminous nose, saying:  "Just stay cool, knowing Christ came to set the world on fire.  And did He not?  Of course--that's why I can fly."
   Duncan changed the subject:  "I think I'll start watching hockey this year.  The American South even has good teams nowadays--how weird is that?"
   Rudolph smiled:  "Weird, or a further mystery?"
   Duncan returned the royal reindeer's smile; next, went back to working on his motorcycle--the reindeer coming close, and snuggling in with true love.