Laugh--Be Yourself, unless . . .

   
   "Laugh--Be Yourself, unless . . ."
   
   There is nothing wrong with being in your fabulous forties and watching Scooby-Doo; moreover, there is nothing wrong with wearing a cape or Frodo-like cloak to the grocery store, saying to the hot check-out girl:  "My name is Lando Calrissian--I'm the administrator of this facility."  As long as you're nice.
   If you try to screw, trick, besmirch, or offer false testimony, God will stir up the Holy Spirit in the Prophet Daniel, and you will be cut in half.  Karma can be a sum bitch--as they say in the American South, for She is the Sum of ALL Bitches.
   So, if watching and reading Westerns with John Wayne is cool to you, and he gets shot in the leg in every movie; next, watch John Wayne, and ENJOY.  
   Don't think being empowered is being a pervert.  Being empowered is obeying the true Law, and following Christ's Beatitudes.  Make yourself like unto little children and simply believe.  You don't want to die of jock itch like Captain Hook.  
   And don't feel guilty if you are Catholic, for the Blessed Virgin Mary always points to Her Son on the Cross; thus, have no guilt if you are His little brother or sister.  He loves you.  So does the Virgin Mother.
   Just laugh and be yourself, unless you want to hurt people; then, yours is darkness, but the light cometh, and the darkness comprehends it not.