My Mom Is A Cougar--NASTY! New Book on Amazon.Com

MY MOM IS A COUGAR--NASTY!  is now available on Amazon.Com and all Internet bookstores--the scoop:  When your wife starts to wear neon-lime thongs and never has before--she's cheating on you.  When she spends her tax refund cash on breasts implants and lip puffers--she's cheating on you.  When she gets drunk-dialed during the weekends after the midnight hour--she's cheating on you.  In this intrepid yet non-misogynistic tale, young Mikey has lost a father due to the raging libido of his mother feeling the hints and haunts of middle age; moreover, Daddy has been exiled, replaced by a non-cerebral, younger man adorned with the penile girth of an organic, colossal cucumber that you might purchase in the produce section at Walmart.  Truly, women of today are animal-driven in their dubious intent to ensnare, entrap; then, seduce the pulsating shaft into their wanting womb's euphoric ecstasy, since Oprah has dogmatically proclaimed the right to having a good orgasm from a young, non-neutered pup if your husband is a wiener dog though lacking in the wiener--get me.  All in all, it's tragedy for the man who loves his woman, driven beyond sublimity, attacked by compulsion to return his genital ship (though not a Boston Whaler) into the harbor of his wife's lacking of attention.  The point and anthropological axiom:  Married men who have been faithful for years and then catch their wives cheating on them--beyond violence, nothing to resurrect a resonation of what was once romance is unfair.  Verily, Oprah is wrong in saying:  GOD IS LOVE.  For Pat Benatar preached it properly:  LOVE, IS A BATTLEFIELD.

So, check out:  MY MOM IS A COUGAR--NASTY!  And here's a link to the book and my Amzon.Com author's page, where other morally bizarre lit can be bought:  My Mom Is A Cougar--Nasty!

Vampire Meth, 1989/Werewolf Slut

VAMPIRE METH, 1989 and WEREWOLF SLUT are somewhat connected, in that they are partly forged by pulsating poetry and prose, speaking about communication with the sublimity of Angels and Saints.  Exorcism is the business of Catholics and the Orthodox, both religious groups having the authority to spawn invocations to the Angels and Saints--both of these mystical rituals are carefully practiced in each title available on Amazon.Com.

Yes, WEREWOLF SLUT is highly sexual and full of raging, adolescent libido; plus, influenced and smitten by violence and sanguine gore; moreover, VAMPIRE METH, 1989 speaks to drug use, and the philosopohical nature of vampires thirsting for more than the temporary relief of crimson blood.  Hope you enjoy both titles available with all my other books--here:  Mark David King's Books on Amazon.Com

Too:  One of my other book titles-- I'M GAY, AND I HATE MYSELF:  AMERICAN LOSER still haunts me with the theoretical creepiness of a bizarre yet humanly normal sexual appetite, pondering fornication with a protectively ribbed, dill pickle--this seeming sincerely wise at the time.  I guess it was all the macabre creatures under gleaming moonlight that offered sexual sobriety, and the thoughts of a smok'n cute werewolf girl, bursting her buxom volume forth from a sports bra.