Six Beers And a Blog: My Life

 
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   Nah, never six--not anymore since beyond the age of reason; nevertheless, a pint of Black Irish or somethingorother; regardless, I am not attempting to architect a singular philosophy with my writings, but an elated epiphany of mildly euphoric brainstorm.  I would never drink and drive, after my 18th year involved in an intoxicating arrest, though disregarded, and wise enough to smite its possible futurity.  I am a total dolt most times.  High Anxiety and all the rest.  Forging sometimes "incorrect" opinions I claim as Earthly Axioms.  We are all at fault--yet brilliant sometimes.

  
  A genius makes no mistakes claimed the Irishman Joyce; I am ridden with them.  But a genius only brings himself, a humble man a myriad of others.  Kerouac didn't write about himself as much as we think, but more of Dean, inducing a love of others.  I am to blame, but I'm trying.  I want to Nancy Grace the NSA, but we all make mistakes, even the American Government.  Apologize, correct, screw up, correct again, and just fix it after a few times; next, you're a better country, and may Jack Kennedy make me a better citizen.  I owe to the brilliance of FDR and Ronald Raygun.  We all do.

  
   Sincerely, Mark David King
  
   Post Script:  Just reflecting my 1st Amendment Rights.  God Bless us, and always an autonomy, unless liberty is thirsted by others. 
  
  

The Drug War Is A Toxic Evil

  
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   More or less, as I've mentioned before, it is Anti-Constitutional for the American Government to declare War Upon its own people; still, that is precisely what the Drug War is--a declaration of War by the American Government upon its own people, and it is the mentally and physically ill citizens in this country (once haunted by the Holy Spirit of 1776) that are the most maligned and mangled by this unjust attitude, which leads to cruel and unusual punishment in the toxically warped American Prison System, where sodomy thrives, trumping the regularity of rape in making someone miserable, for the anus is not constructed for phallic entrance, especially by a morbid malevolence hellbent on disfiguring the mind, rectum, and Lower G.I. Tract.  Nevertheless, women and their outspoken political organizations turn a blind eye to the most savage and unnatural rape on the planet, man into man, while incarcerated and having nowhere to run; plus, the moralists believe Drug Offenders and other prisoners deserve this sadistic torture, not minding that in our prisons a 250 pound gravy-making man might rip apart another man's anal cavity and partial intestinal tract--all in the name of morality and civil punishment. 
   Anyway, Medical Cannabis is benign.  An Anti-Inflammatory, anti-oxidant, and performance enhancer, offering solace for not just the singular affliction of AIDS but many diseases and illnesses, such as:  Inflammatory Bowel Disease, Depression, Chronic Pain, and a plethora of other conditions.  And to allow Medical Cannabis must mean to allow it for any medical condition seen fit by a benevolent physician.  Yes, there will always be people who abuse their medicine.  Too, people who overeat, drink plenty more than they should, have multiple sexual partners, whatever; nonetheless, for the myriads who use remedies responsibly, this should not afflict their ability to receive and use such medication in moderate fashion. 
   Moreover, cannabis is never overwhelming to the physiological system of a man or a woman, being a moderate tranquilizer, a low key pain reliever, a totally effective anti-inflammatory, and yes--a possible mild hallucinogen that never directs the mind to lunacy lest the user already suffers from an angry psychosis, yet it may soothe his nefarious attitude as well.  And, if it was medically legal in all states and for any medical condition; next, multiple strains would be available at the pharmacy, meaning the ill-fated don't have to purchase it on the streets, where they possibly might get unfit cannabis or more possibly get arrested--this followed by government enforced rehab, probation, court fees, jail, and sometimes sodomy--all for the sake of a twisted and misinformed morality.  Too, if cannabis was completely legal and taxed--we could pay off the Chinese in a few years and fund a better Health Care System. 
   Also, opiates receive much wicked press due to returning War Vets unable to stop popping pills in ridiculous numbers.  These soldiers are supposed to be tough, and instead of manifesting spirits of restraint, having reverence for the poppy plant--they abuse, overdose, blame their doctors, and then Uncle Sam is in your medicine cabinet concealed within the supposed privacy of your home.
   Imagine having bloody or explosive bowel movements--10 to 20 times a day, along with psoriasis in your anal cavity, internal and external hemorrhoids, and an ulcerated and inflamed large intestine--why would the American Government reject such a man's burning anal fire to not be extinguished by God's Good Nature?  Yes, opiates produce a bit of euphoria; hence, the possibility that certain (maybe weak) people will overuse.  This factor should not thieve away the comfort needed by many.  Used in small doses, and taught  respect of the narcotic--these things can and will allow medical patients to use ANY drug responsibly.
   It should not be a sick man's problem if a number of people have no regard for medicine; as a result of this foolishness, altruistic treatment is outlawed by moralistic politicians attempting to architect a NERF America where nobody gets a bloody nose from time to time--yet that is the price of a Free Country.  Or a halfway Free Country holding no neglect for its own disabled and ill citizens.  Furthermore, people prone to suffer do not deserve scrutiny for their ailing conditions, yet the comfort of God's Good Green Earth.  Allow physicians to prescribe by way of their superior educations and definite lean towards sublimity.  We should not make America less Free, yet allow the logic of moderation to soothe our sick.
   Sincerely, Mark David King

Rumblitis--Chapter Twenty (Washington Whiteskins)

  
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   TWENTY:
  
   The ebony cool, merged, of course, with shamrock resonation, being Shamra Soul, escorted Ray Rumble back to the sprawl of his Montana suburb.  She smelled delicious; moreover, let her patient take a few puffs from her KOOL Menthol, saturating his lungs with the freedom of personal choice--even if it killed ya.
   The day passed in supermundane fashion, Staci Rumble and Shamra both engaging in a cackled conversation concerning Ray's pure BatShit Crazy; plus, some positive comments as well, reminding each other that he once punted the pigskin near 80 yards in the mysterious CFL. 
   And as Ray listened to the sublime synergy of the twosome, he mentally tongue-lashed Bob Costas, reminding, schizophrenically, that "Redskins" was not meant to inflict insult, yet celebrate the beauty of God's greatest warriors; also, Ray decided:
   "Why not the Washington Whiteskins?  That would be perfectly okay with the crackers in the country, for Mr. White Bread is diminishing in numbers, giving away to a Multi-Hued Nation that is transcending the original (White) architecture of America.  Yup--the Washington Whiteskins--a pic of General George Washington on the helmet planting a cannabis seed, remembering the American Indian and their love of a cultivated Nature, something besmirched by the modern Political Machine--moralists and socialists alike--for the children are fragile, and we must cautiously construct a NERF World."

Rumblitis--Chapter Nineteen (Bonanza Jellybean DIES)

 
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   NINETEEN: 
   The holiday season had wended away, and Montana became the frigid monster of awe-inspiring isolation that it was--a Libertarian's Dream, boasting of medical cannabis and the individual ability to freely carry large caliber weaponry, like a single action .44 Magnum capable of smiting the most Brown of Bears, or take the head off of a wandering pronghorn for practice.
   Anyway, Doctor Basil Loveflesh had visited Ray Rumble's incarcerated crazy, offering pedagogish pragmatism, giving the former Saskatchewan Punter a near mint copy of Tom Robbins' Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.  And Robbins be waaaaaay more better than this drunken Blogger of Bullshit; regardless, Ray was euphoric during the read, made magnanimous from the might of opiate-derived drugs consoling his physiological system.  And as he devoured the novel, Ray appreciated ObamaCare even more, in all its insanities, knowing that the Federal Government does provide the galloping mercury of the Postal Office; plus, a mighty military backed up by the 2nd Amendment, meaning that neither Russia nor China could ever invade and usurp our freedoms, for the African-American citizens in urban areas mixed with the bucolic-dwelling rednecks are all armed to the teeth, driving away any damned determination to soil our liberty or land, unlike England, easily able to be overtaken by such Barbarism that was the culmination of the Roman Empire.
   So, Ray, weeping for the death of the superlative cowgirl, her name:  Bonanza Jellybean--aglow with tits divine; specifically, firm, symmetrical breasts, just like the Genetic Revolution will offer all women down the evolutionary road, trumping the aesthetic aspects of ObamaCare.  And yes, the Federal Government killed Bonanza Jellybean, thieving away her cries of Hindu Theology and eternal wardrobe of Dale Evans; anyhow, Ray knew paradise promoted the weird, elevating slackers and the unsophisticated to Saints and Sages.  For as the Christ Man concluded (KJV) Matthew 20:16:
   "So the last shall be first, and the first last:  for many be called, but few chosen."
   "Amen Jelly."  Ray Rumble thought; next, pondered why his own author wasn't so slick with the vernacular--whatever dude; there's always Twilight for the soccer Mothers dreaming of having adolescent sex with someone other than their husbands.  Thus goes life . . .

Rumblitis--Chapter Eighteen

  
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   EIGHTEEN:
  
   Staci Rumble, the androgynous Holy Ghost Itself, into the spiritual vacuum of the mental ward, frowning down upon an opiate-induced Ray, knowing the poppy soothed, offering solace and contentment in the control of small doses, a needed theophany for the complainers of pain--and they must be able to control their own intake; otherwise, blaming the benevolence of physicians for their own dependence, unable to articulate respect for the majestic narcotic, thinking it candy corn and not the nectar of a comforting God offering consolation in modest ingestion--a blessing of the divine, not to be fucked with by the pseudo-morality of an American Government getting orally-sexed by Monica Samille Lewinsky underneath the ghostly resonation of Jack Kennedy's desk (possibly), ornamented in a Lime-Green Thong purchased online, back in the day. 
   "I have no testicles, but I'm happy sis."  Ray grinned.
   "I know brother.  Just as Christ was AMAZED in the New Testament concerning their lack of faith, He continued onwards towards the Good God, wanting to pilot that Holy Engine of Sublimity.  Now, let me tell you of the days of High Adventure."  Staci smiled, spilling--
   Ezra Pound is alive and living in Nashville, Tennessee; moreover, Anti-Semitism is the foulest and most toxic of all evils; nonetheless, there would be no WASTELAND or penile rants of Joyce without the horrible/insane poet known as Pound.  And there, amidst Nash-Vegas, born pre-mature, placed in an incubator, a father's wicked, adulterous entrance into a carnally cunning cunt mutating his discharge--yes, it takes two--no, it does not take three.  Him, unable to evacuate his bowels as a child.  Medical devices inserted into the rectal cavity, digging out the folly of unfumbled fecal matter.  Next, urinary tract infections.  Sanguine piss.  Surgical appendages inserted into a young urethra, way up inside, probing with pain and misery.  Cranberry Juice is drank.  Night terrors.  Obscene imagery, constantly, always, freaking tattooed on the brain.  Molestation from imagination.  Insomnia.  Sneaking into brother's bed; subsequently, getting punched in the face for fear.  Social Phobia; specifically, inability to urinate or shit publicly, meaning no food or drink till after school, bladder bulging till home and in the safety of suburban habitat, pissing brilliance; then, more bladder infections.  Now, pissing razor blades.  Mother bitching at mutations.  Low Intelligent Quotient.  Inability to learn.  Lost in school.  Stupid.  Cutting after puberty.  Punishment for loins being alive, it being innate knowledge.  Erections, spill of semen--disgusting, causing washing, asceticism; next, stalked by a child-molested female.  Only person he engages in intercourse with.  Only one.  Crabs.  Syphilis.  Penile gash.  Insanity.  Homo-erotic ponderings.  Fear of women.  Celibacy for a decade.  Punishment for masturbation.  Locking himself in closets.  Weights stacked upon his thin back, mimicking march to Calvary.  Esophageal cancer masked by high intake of raw garlic and lycopene paste.  Then, bloody stool.  Venomous, squirting, bloody shit.  Vanderbilt Nurse has him arrested for poetry.  Stupid.  Him.  Real stupid.  9th Grade Drop-Out.  No piss.  No crap.  No talk in public. Cysts on nose.  Self-induced surgery.  Facial mutilation.  But Christ is there.  Hope.  Redemption.  Virgin Mary soothes--every freak needs a mother.  Chronic, Inflammatory Bowel Disease.  Iron Deficiency Anemia.  Complete large intestine ulcerated and inflamed.  Colonoscopies.  Blood transfusions.  Surgery needed to remove gut.  REMICADE IV offers remission.  Anal fungus.  Psoriasis in anal cavity.  Cheating wife.  Epididymitis.  Testicles in abdomen for a year--the size of large marbles, red and severely sore.  Bruxism.  Thrush.  Bloody gums.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder with Tics.  A goblin of a man.  117 pounds.  Ten to twenty bloody bowel movements daily.  Prednisone.  Disfiguring acne.  Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors.  Ant-Psychotics.  Christ is awesome.  Cheating wife, again.  Teenage curses from black magic witches having a Satanic Bounty on his sanity and genitalia.  Punches himself.  With tools.  Minor concussions.  Lacerations.  Facial stitches.  Burns.  Vanderbilt Burn Unit for facial cleanse.  Smashes hand for gay leanings.  A fucking hammer.  Christ is good.  Obama offers capitalistic communism--ObamaCare.  Free health care, but you have to pay for it--even if you're stupid, depraved, rejected, shapeless, retarded, psychotic, neurotic, dumb to it all.  Herb for medicine illegal in the Dirty South.  Satan is Drugs, they say.  King David, Solomon, using in mystical invocations--no matter.  Get in jail buddy.  Get ass fucked for freedom in the cruel and unusual punishment of the American Prison System.  Morality hates cannabis!  Testicular lacerations.  Makes pass at Publisher in Las Vegas.  Throws away paycheck.  Squeezes manpiece till it bleeds.  Christ is good.  Bill Clinton should remove a testicle for sorrow.  Liquid Metal Arch-Angels/Devils penetrate his barricaded room.  Attempt to smother.  Dog protects, sleeping on his back--all dogs go to heaven.  No depression--fuck depression.  Stands fantastic.  Bleeds more out the ass.  Two months of constipation, pain, weight loss.  Christ is the apex of cool.  Never addiction--that's for the ignorant.  Moderation.  Inspiration.  Christ.  Forever.
   Ray glimpses at the Ghost of His Sister:
   "I hear ya."
   And She wisely offers:
   "You think Sam Champion wears pink panties underneath his business suits?  Pope Francis loves Sam Champion."

Rumblitis--Chapter Seventeen (Shamra Soul)

  
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   SEVENTEEN:
  
   Ray Rumble, under the psychiatric influence of Doctor Basil Loveflesh, found himself, after spiraling into a stupor from drinking numerous bottles of Purple Passion, in a mental facility near the Canadian Border; specifically, Montana's State Institute For The Weird And Mentally Bizarre.  Ray was not a bit depressed about having lost his testicles; nonetheless, he was freaked about the rubber walls, being dressed in an adult diaper, and the shackles that dumbed his appendages; moreover, he had a scratch on his nose, and it was all bullshit.
   Before the Nurse entered--Ray knew everything about her--Xelba commanding:
   "Don't be a bit attracted to her Ray--it's not over for you yet."
   She swiftly danced into Ray's view, ornamented in the X-Rated Awesome of a Naughty Nurse ensemble, and her name was Shamra--Shamra Soul to be exact.  Shamra's father was of the African-American Variety, having been an assistant head coach at the Texas Longhorns, and her mother was a rascal and rogue, having the history of being a two-fisted product of the Emerald Isle, fighting regularly in their amateur boxing league, her theme song for entering the ring chiming:

   We're Irish--
   We drink,
   We smoke and get esophageal cancer,
   We die and don't care--
   We love Christ.
   Indeed, Shamra was like a chocolate shamrock.  Mystical, and of the best ethnic mix.  Verily, them Irish are the most humble of all, never being pissed about being called THE FIGHTING IRISH during college football season in America like many a sublime Injun concerning titles such as:  REDSKINS, CHIEFS, BRAVES, whatever.  But the American Indian had his reasons, and the Irish are just plain fucking crazy--in the most altruistic and loving way.
   Anyway, as Shamra checked his vitals, Ray smelled her ebony perfume, noticing her angelic curves.  He was smitten.  Could still perform oral sex.  Then, thought about cutting off his lips.
   "You okay today Mr. Rumble?"  She probed.
   Ray, humble to it all, responded:  "God is good."

Rumblitis--Chapter Sixteen (Orchiectomy)

 
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   SIXTEEN:
  
   Ray Rumble.  A mad dash into Doctor Basil Loveflesh's nearby condo.  The sensualistic physician springing forth from a leather recliner, disturbing his fixed attention upon the televised imagery of Hillary Clinton's cankles, the good doctor involved in a lewd manner of self-mutilation in Ray's raging mind.
   "What the hell!?!"  Basil blurted out, zipping up his boot cut Levi's.
   Ray grabbed the astonished physician, letting loose with a tongue lashing:
   "Don't haunt me with your Dmitri Fyodorovich Karamazov crap Doc!  Xelba is my other half--we are supersymmetric synergy!  I will not practice the folly of fornication here on this shithouse of a planet!"
   And, Ray's wasted mind, lost to a theological brainstorm of misinformation and actual realities, remembering Saint Jerome's desire to denounce the demonic dance of women that horribly haunted his morbid and mystical mind; moreover--Origen Adamantius and the infamous emasculation of self, following Christ's Biblical Teaching:  (KJV)--Matthew 19:12:  "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb:  and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs by men:  and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.  He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
   Ray, tears terribly torturing his suffering existence, pleading:
   "Cut me Doc!  Or I'll do it myself and probably bleed to death!"
   In a panic, with a few kitchen utensils and some drug store necessities, Basil, under much distress, performed the medical emasculation, leaving Ray's manpiece at least, knowing a penectomy would offer the suffering of urinary incontinence; thus, he diligently removed the entire spermatic cord and testicles, dodging the sanguine circumstances, and cleansing the wasted area with a hungry splash of saline solution, closing various layers of dermis and tissue with many-a-suture; next, wrapped the fleshy trauma in sterile gauze and bandaged it, saying:
   "Shit.  I haven't smoked since the ignition of the Obama Administration--but I wanna . . . "
   Ray, too stupid to go into shock from the crippling pain, seeing the gore-smeared hands of Basil, simply said:
   "I need a drink Doc--you got any Purple Passion?"