My Mom Is A Cougar--NASTY! New Book on Amazon.Com

MY MOM IS A COUGAR--NASTY!  is now available on Amazon.Com and all Internet bookstores--the scoop:  When your wife starts to wear neon-lime thongs and never has before--she's cheating on you.  When she spends her tax refund cash on breasts implants and lip puffers--she's cheating on you.  When she gets drunk-dialed during the weekends after the midnight hour--she's cheating on you.  In this intrepid yet non-misogynistic tale, young Mikey has lost a father due to the raging libido of his mother feeling the hints and haunts of middle age; moreover, Daddy has been exiled, replaced by a non-cerebral, younger man adorned with the penile girth of an organic, colossal cucumber that you might purchase in the produce section at Walmart.  Truly, women of today are animal-driven in their dubious intent to ensnare, entrap; then, seduce the pulsating shaft into their wanting womb's euphoric ecstasy, since Oprah has dogmatically proclaimed the right to having a good orgasm from a young, non-neutered pup if your husband is a wiener dog though lacking in the wiener--get me.  All in all, it's tragedy for the man who loves his woman, driven beyond sublimity, attacked by compulsion to return his genital ship (though not a Boston Whaler) into the harbor of his wife's lacking of attention.  The point and anthropological axiom:  Married men who have been faithful for years and then catch their wives cheating on them--beyond violence, nothing to resurrect a resonation of what was once romance is unfair.  Verily, Oprah is wrong in saying:  GOD IS LOVE.  For Pat Benatar preached it properly:  LOVE, IS A BATTLEFIELD.

So, check out:  MY MOM IS A COUGAR--NASTY!  And here's a link to the book and my Amzon.Com author's page, where other morally bizarre lit can be bought:  My Mom Is A Cougar--Nasty!