This coming November promises an axiomatic happening--dogs will not be happy. Whether it's the spoiled-rich kid morphed politician (Romney) or the Hawaiin-spawned (maybe) Obama, dogs should inject the swift pace of Mercury into their pulsating paws, and sprint towards the Elysian Fields. I'm talking about Romney tieing his doomed dog onto the top of a roomy automobile and intrepidly treking on a plush vacation; at the same time, there is no denying the dandylicious flavor of dog served up in culinary cuisine; next, into the vociferous mouth of Obama and into his wanting intestinal tract before being transfigured into a piece of fecal matter (raunchy poop). Is this mythology? All I'm saying is that the informative Internet is ablaze with these two filthy rich charlatans who have allegedly, dismissed the sublimity of the carnivorous canine and de-karmaed their magnanimous mojo in order to opulently travel or evacuate their bowels. What the hell?
But this election is about more; indeed, it's about the Holy Spirit of 1776. That living, altruistic entity set aflame and into the cosmic hearts of men like George Washington, Thomas Paine, and the bad ass brewmaster who helped architect the Sons of Liberty--Mr. motherf&*%$ng Sam Adams. But today there is no liberty. And while the North had to have synergy with the South, slavery was sincerely the only black eye worn during the original Independence Day. Hey, look at the thriving women--ya know, sewing the first aspects of what would evolve into Old Glory on hemp-like (wink for the history books) fiber, but now that incarcerates a brother, getting him locked up and sodomized--that's the punishment Republicans want to give non-violent drug offenders. Denying George Washington's command to sew the Indian seed, or hating Abe Lincoln's vocalistic offerance that boldy stated: "Prohibition goes against everything this country stands for." Alas, non-violent drug offenders are sodomized in prison, given felony records, put on probation, and their futurity violated because some dumb shit moralist never read the other great Libertarian Mystic like William Blake who correctly scribed: "The moral christian is the cause for the unbeliever and their laws." Nevermind that a seed-bearing plant is uplifted in Moses' Torah, or that it is an anti-oxidant and anti-inflammatory that is just as healthy as smoking or eating lima beans garnished with omega-3 fortified butter and some uplifting basil to boot. No, lock up that 19 year old kid who gets busted smoking a joint behind the bleachers of a high school football game; next, let him be forced into giving a gravy-making 300 pound man in county lockup some suffering oral sex--yup, that's how the Republicans think about prohibition, never caring about Washington or Lincoln's words. Thank God for FDR and that he fought against conservative heat, giving us our much-deserved booze back.
Too, the big point is the word: CONSERVATIVE. Specifically, CONSERVATISM means the opposite of LIBERTY AND FREEDOM. Being conservative is to offer restriction. To pull back the glorious reigns on the thunderous gallop of Liberty. To incarcerate non-violent drugs offenders, instead of taxing a legal product, fixing the economy overnight; then, no drug wars or gang violence, and the drug dealers all have to go out and get real jobs. Truly, the Drug War is Anti-Constitutional; specifically, it is against the Constitution for the American Government to declare War upon its own people--and that, my friend, is exactly what the Drug War is--a declaration of War from the American Government upon its own people, imprisoning non-violent souls where sodomy and brutality then becomes their lives behind the cruel fixation of steel bars. Sound much like freedom bub?
But the Democrats--shit, they make magnanimous promises of social justive and liberty; however, once in the White House, Bill Clinton a perfect example, they do nothing but screw interns, bomb aspirin factories, and freaksihly desire to be like monarchs or celebrities--they want to be pop stars; thus, they run away from their campaign-crafted promises. They're no better than the Republicans. So, what's left. Got Milk? Got Dog? Romney and Obama sure do--looks like we're all screwed unless a new party is shimmeringly birthed by the sublimity of that, hopefully, resonating Ghost--that luminous and effulgent SPIRIT OF 1776. God Bless A True America!!!
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