"Greasing your goose"
Mine is a Southern, passionate, hot, and very seductive diatribe,
Igniting sparks of chemistry with forceful whispers--making men thrive
If they lay back and relax their varying shape--
I wonderfully wish to please, never torridly scrape;
Thus, grease your goose and release your junior moose loose;
Otherwise, giving away to a celibate noose,
Which is fine
Unless alone do you wish to dine.
Us lonely, middle-aged ladies--
Hungry since husbands went to younger girls and spawned demon-headed babies.
