"Razorback fan; plus, vampire lady"
I am animalistic in my adoration of the classically beastly,
But I meticulously clean my lady cavity to not become yeasty;
Indeed, I gravitate towards werewolf guys,
Not minding hairy pits--as long as their hearts are nice.
And I call the Hogs when autumn arrives,
Protecting my turf with switchblade knives.
Yup,
I'm boobalicious, overflowing a teacup.
