"Vulcan Tension"
Aboard a starship; plus, infused with logic to abstain--
Very much tension do you gain,
And as the galactic physician McCoy always mocked Spock,
He didn't count on a green-blooded alien to have secured logic's lock;
Thus, to the good doctor he might, being tense, say:
"Teabag my neglected scrotum this very day."
For Vulcans are humanoids--very clean,
Haunting outer space with android mien.
