Jazzmin Flush (78)

   
   "Jazzmin Flush (78)"
   
   Donald Flush, like a tired and worn out coyote, tail between his skinny legs, returned--completely broke.  Rascal didn't mind a bit, happy the old man was in dire straights financially--better chance of him not leaving her.  Like when a groovy guy wants his hefty girl to remain large and in charge, cause if she morphs skinnywards and goes symmetrically fine; next--she's gone, out the door, later dude.
   Always marry an unattractive woman the B-Movie comedy brags boldly and with uncouth intent, for if you marry the yummy, boobalicious lass--she might leave you.  But if the corpulent girth of an unattractive girl leaves you--who gives a damn.  I didn't make up all this uncool knowledge--so don't blame me!!!
   Anyso, wily Rascal was enthusiastically elated, wrapping her un-coydogged, fleshy arms around Donald Flush, hungrily embracing the new Daddy; then, placing the coydog pups in his shivering arms--him getting licked and loved by his precious children; plus, an ulcer.