Love Contrivance (19)

   
   "Love Contrivance (19)"
   
   Ai called me on her Smart Horn, doing the digital dial, and I sweetly surrendered to her robotic suavity and sounds, agreeing to meet her for some Mexican food.
   On the phone, she displayed a sense of humor, though derogatory in a sense of slur, saying:  "What did the Polack do after winning the gold medal?  He bronzed it."
   I liked the Polish Women's Volleyball Team in them Olympics down in Rio, where the mosquito is a real unpleasant pest.  Wasn't much into the swimming, but the rugby was fascinating, as it should be to all of us Americans witnessing, with thirsty hunger, the gladiatorial act of true football.
   So, I lifted Grandma, wiped her hugely stinky rear-end, put her in a diaper, lit her cigarette with an ashtray placed underneath her mild cognizance, and went to meet the lovely, though machine-like Ai.