Patriot Pigeon

   
   "Patriot Pigeon"

   Charlie Jones loved America.  Remembered how Kennedy got pissed when nuclear weapons were gonna be so close in Cuba.  Who would want to live with nukes so close?  But the Russians do. 
   Warsaw Pact crumbled.  Our nukes now positioned all over Eastern Europe.  And was it not Stalingrad and not D-Day that saved the day?  Approximately 25 million Russians died due to those Germans, but we don't care.  
   Trump is a KGB Operative--shows like The View will tell you.  And Hillary is just fine--no mortal head wound that gels with John's predictions of the Anti-Christ.
   What the hell is going on?  Why can't Pat Sajak be President?  Make it so!!!
   He served in Vietnam.  Spins a fancy wheel.  Tells jokes.  Entertains us.  Had a Late Night Talk Show.  
   Charlie Jones just wondered why things weren't fair.  What did Jack Kennedy boldly and smoothly proclaim:  "Life is not fair."  Well, whose fault is that?  The selfish people, yup.  
   Anyway, the carnival was coming to town.  They tried to clone Lincoln, but ended up with John Kerry instead.  Put a beard on that guy--he looks like Lincoln.  But he put splinters under his fingers to get the Purple Heart.  Lincoln had a stovepipe hat.  Hated prohibition.  Knew it led to suffering and crime.  
   So, John Kerry is not perfect; alas, Charlie Jones still hoped for Pat Sajak.  I get all this information from my elderly step-parent.