The Full Sturgeon Moon: August 18, 2016

   
   "The Full Sturgeon Moon:  August 18, 2016"
   
   An illuminated time of being pampered by SpongeBob and his aquatic friends; specifically, major bodies of water and the Great Lakes kick it up with large, floppy fish, blessing you with wild things both bountiful and beneficial, like beautification of the body if you eagerly consume all the Omega-3 Fatty Acids that you can.  
   This is a time of abundant relaxation, knowing nature provides a plethora of plenty, if not over industrialized; thus, cosset yourself, yet be on the watch for strategically-lurking werewolves, as nobody really knows what the hell is going on in this world save those full of knowing.