Kooky Lucy Frost (15)

   
   "Kooky Lucy Frost (15)"
   
   Back @ the psychiatrist's office, face to face, and unleashing tidbits of truth, for all is a comprehensible parable for the chosen.

DOCTOR
You need to read the Gospel of Thomas--not canonized, but worthy.  Make yourself a duplicate of Christ; moreover, put a man's strength in you if you are a woman, and put a woman's intuition in you if you are a man--be a paragon--like Ryan Seacrest.  

LUCY
Was that humor?

DOCTOR
Man being reasonable must laugh in the face of death, for why have drama when humor usurps the dilemma of diatribe--you picking up what I'm putting down?

LUCY
It is like Lord of the Rings out there.  I went to STARBUCKS the other day, shaking nervously, and everybody is plugged into their cell phones or has a computer attached to their face.

DOCTOR
Spirit outshines robotics.  Use your Third Eye.  Eat healthy.  Cleanse the pineal portion.  Talk to God everyday, thanking Him and loving Him for all the stress.  As G. Gordon Liddy said upon getting out of prison, quoting the mad philosopher:  WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.

LUCY
Yeah, and they're trying to build a Nerf world out there.  Football is not what it used to be, just ask Doug Flutie.

DOCTOR
I prefer Jim Plunkett, for you know I'm old school Miss Lucy Frost.
  
   Lucy smiled, for the first time in years.  

Sanford and Son Intro

Kooky Lucy Frost (14)--fight to the end, wussy

    
   "Kooky Lucy Frost (14)--fight to the end, wussy"
   
   Kooky Lucy was unique.  Not like the masses of the proud and self-impressed.  She was not an island unto them; on the contrary, she was a sub-continent of survival.  And she knew it, deep down, like the brats craving a cervix' blunt pain to remind them of a molesting father or molesting Internet.
   Pap greeted Lucy, along with a tail-wagging Cleveland as she entered HER house.  They exchanged pleasantries; next, Pap took a seat with her, sparked a cherry, let the purifying smoke cleanse his internal aspects, and exhaled his prayers to the celestial heavens--life is bigger than your pride, boy.
   He went on to tell her about Grandma.  How the physician of God, Saint Raphael has a sense of humor.  How Grandma was never a burden.  If a sick person becomes a burden; then, the axiom wends your way, meaning:  YOU ARE THE SICK PERSON!
   Said he wouldn't have her in a monkey-blooded nursing home, where you get bloody enemas, no love, no sacrifice, as the workers are paid to kill--Bounty Hunters for the disabled.  Unless it is Nun Nurses--the real ones, that get none, but give all.  There is beauty in ugliness.  The Greatest beauty, while those full of pride and arrogance, crafting forked-tongued fraud, do so for their own elation.
   Pap further went to say being sick is a blessing--if you repent and get your selfish act in order; on the other hand, if you blame God, or say it is too difficult, He will allow you to know that you are a bestial brat, monkey-blooded, and easily cloned.  
   "So, Grandma gave me headaches.  Why make life easy?  Hell comes easy.  Heaven doesn't."
     

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Kooky Lucy Frost (13)

   
   "Kooky Lucy Frost (13)"
   
   Lucy was face to face with her altruistic and weirdly alternative psychiatrist, him never threatened, as he had mentioned in a past visit, because he knew who he was, and would only be that singular, radiant essence.  Anyway, the bizarre conversation ignited, yet while folk claim psychiatrists to be kooks, go meet a gastroenterologist, and unless his mother had intestinal problems or so on, he'll love to offer robotic sodomy.  Here we go:

DOCTOR
Have you seen them yet, and is that why you're nervous, having terrible tics around people?

LUCY
Looked confused, but elegantly probed.  Seen who my Doctor?  Can you be more clear?

DOCTOR
My cell phone is on; thus, this will have to be a bit ambiguous, like a puzzle--it is your job, as my patient, to put together the pieces.  The tall blonde women, the shrunken goblin types wearing sunglasses and hats, or those with large foreheads?  Do these types of people freak you out?

LUCY
I'm freaked out by everybody save my dog, Pap, and you, but at this moment . . .

DOCTOR
Look around Lucy.  Watch the people--if that's what they are.  And if you ever do decide to kiss a guy, make sure he is the type of boy you dreamed of in your youth--no other.  I'm gonna write you a prescription for an anti-psychotic--think of it as a scientific exorcism.  You may experience neurological problems down the road, but fight the good fight, and persevere to the end, for you are the light and the salt of the Earth.

   Lucy crinkled her nose like in those old DOBIE GILLIS reruns.  

Better Dig Two by The Band Perry Lyrics

Kooky Lucy Frost (12)

   
   "Kooky Lucy Frost (12)"
   
   Kooky Lucy Frost and Cleveland were in high cotton as the Boll weevils say way down below her city of Buffalo--her now loving and accepting that she lived with Pap; specifically, his charity, faith; plus, hoping against hopelessness, which meant having hope in her.  
   As she finished her jog, only having to dodge two hot guys on the asphalt ballet part of the suburban sprawl, her high anxiety demanding it, yet she was outside, not letting fear have total victory, even though she knew the whole freaking world was like the STAR WARS cantina, but calmed herself, knowing Obi-Wan Kenobi walked among the true human race.
   As she entered Pap's and her new house, Cleveland went straight for his bowl of purified water, and Lucy drank some too, but out of a bottle, of course--Pap was sitting in the den, burning a cherry, and blowing smoke rings like Gandalf the Grey.  When Cleveland and her were finished with hydration, they entered the den, both sitting on the couch, Pap smiling, and intrinsically knowing she needed more calming information.
   As a result of his fearing God, Pap said to his lovely Lucy:  "The Old Testament is weak compared to the New Testament, for Jesus kicked it up a notch.  Now, we have to follow His Laws; plus, that of His Father's.  But He speaks from the Old Testament, King David knowing to bless the Lord with all his soul, and all that is within him, which is God.  And Jesus saying that the Kingdom of Heaven is within you.  You see Lucy, there are truths outside of you.  But if you allow God and the angels and saints to dwell within, you will make many friends.  The Protestants don't understand that Jesus has a family.  A family that does the Will of God.  And that sometimes a saint or angel can help.  Jesus is the Savior, but there are those that heard His Sacred Heart; moreover, those that fed Him their blood and Holy Spirit, while He was inside Her--I'm talking the Virgin Mary:  Theotokos.  Jesus has friends, and He wants His friends to be your friends.  So, just put it all inside of you--the Holy Family, and let it dwell there with effulgent radiance."
   Lucy grinned.  It was already beginning for her.  And Cleveland licked his chops, knowing even the Orthodox Saints loved tame dogs.