Saturday, July 27, 2013

Is Russian Literature for the insane?

   The vociferous beauty of Fyodor Dostoevsky outshines the rest; alas, sometimes I think I'm a kindred Karamazov.  Tolstoy entertained as well, but The Idiot proved to be mercurial sublimity, in passing, like a 427 Cobra Jet beyond the furious gallop of an import, bastard.
   The days of Ronald Raygun and the Soviets cold-waring shit out to dry--that was incredible.  Yet we survived, and thrived, drinking Coke watching The Cosby Show and simply dealing.  We are America, yet we remember the adversary; thus, I love you Russia.
   And an ode, from drunk'n patriot of 1776:
   The Serbian Animal housed many sublime,
   Offering up with a German rhyme
   That such a culture would start some shit,
   Like foolishly pinching Hulk Hogan's ex-wife's tit.
   Thus, adore the Greeks and admire the fighter
   Of the British Aisles who cranked a lighter
   To the narcotic effulgence of shamrock vine
   Making love a poesy-like rhyme;
   Alas, I beseech you bye and farewell,
   For wends the weird of LSD hotel--
                                                                   No Shit.
   Too, buy my books:  King's Books!
   Sincerely, Mark David King
   And the greatness of The Idiot and the Karamazov piece is genuine adoration of a decent culture.  That simple.  And it should be hungrily embraced . . .