Becoming A Monk

       
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   When you're Catholic or as the Evangelicals claim:  ROMAN CATHOLIC--you have Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, and Limbo; thus, you don't need the negatively-inherited sanguine sufferings of Christ--you need an astral travel agent.  Nope.
   
   Whether the multiple afterlives given merit by Mystic Scribes in Hindu religion, or the Shinto Origination; moreover, even the Abraham-Crafted Religions offer a plethora of Paradise.  If people wanna save up their Bad Karma and resurrect it in a Perpetual Soap Opera where your girlfriend always cheats on you with an "even" more wicked man; then, that is your choice; indeed, THERE, it will be an eternal challenge, but that is Chicken Soup for the Malevolent Soul.  Hence, choose your adventure.  Siddhartha inheriting the Buddha, having a synergy forged by way of restraint, knowing:  "We suffer cause we want things."  So, shave your head or get an American Buzz-Cut, forget the hungry eyes of a flirty woman, and eat rice or a plant-based diet all day; plus, partake of the occasional piece of Christ-Caught Fish.
  
   I have been a pile of dung.  Hoping to make new friends within the Trans-Corporeal Ranks of the Celestial Hierarchy.  If the Christian God is the only Name in the Multiverse; next, why did the shy Moses have to wield the weird of a Supernatural Staff to defeat the Egyptian Deities?  Therefore, Monotheism is axiomatic in that:  Perhaps the Abrahamic God is the Most Divine--the Supreme Ruler of all the gods.  Nevertheless, the Book of Exodus clearly describes other super-mundane life in the continual cosmos.
  
   So, be a Monk (maybe), getting Purgatory outta the way, but I still need a myriad of mind-bending lessons downloaded into my Cyber Soul if I want a peaceful forever.  As a result, you can do anything.  And if you make it to Heaven without an afterlife purge of your eternal existence, all the guys in Purgatory will say:  "Yeah, I learned that in Purgatory.  What you--you never went to Purgatory?"  And the sublimity of a Saint will offer:  "Nah, didn't go to College either.  And with the American Health Care Plan, I actually got by pretty nice."
   
   Mark David King  April (2) 2014