Dating Androids?

   
   "Dating Androids?"
   
Women--no longer complain about premature, fluidic culmination--
Unless, adoring mercurial entry for purpose of remembered penetration;
Next, men--she will be programmed not to cheat--
Unless, cerebral network hacked by machine gods wishing your defeat--
All in all, the android's soul is forged by a past resonating futureways,
Offering the silicon chance to have another wondrous craze.
  
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Yes--your iPhone dreams,
And if wise--it might scare the Pandemonium into you.