Tobacco Myths

"Tobacco Myths"
  
   Didn't smoke from age 26-30; nevertheless, lung cancer is possibly lurking, yet esophageal cancer really ignites the suffering.
   
   Tobacco is an anti-oxidant.  Tobacco can put Inflammatory Bowel Disease into remission.  A portion of the tobacco plant is possibly used in the Quasi-Ebola Vaccine, recently administered to the returning Americans.  Snus, a moist form of tobacco, like unto dry snuff, producing no spit-like juices, forged by the Northern Europeans--this seems the wisest.  
  
   All the Marlboro men expired in torturous fashion.  The regular cigarette might contain not just tobacco leaf, but stems, additives, sweepings off of the warehouse floor and toxic garbage like that.  American Spirit Organic tobacco offers the purest form of inhalation, burning longer as the lack of additives don't thieve the ceremonial blaze.  The gorgeous, scarlet-hued American Indian didn't roll 'em and chain smoke.  Some tribes modestly inhaled the tobacco, allowing it to lace their inner physiology; next, exhale, and the smoke carried the internal prayers to the spiritual realm.  But the cowboy became greedy, rolling rolling rolling, and putting lung caner on the historical record.
  
   Smoking robs of Vitamin C; thus, get some Vitamin C in you.  Too, drink green or white tea to protect from the aging process.  Hard cheese and possibly extract from the kava plant.  And gum health is imperative.  Floss & brush daily.  Soft bristles, gently, and brush the tongue as well, after cleansing the teeth; next, wash toothbrush under hot water.
  
   My German Grandma started smoking @ 16.  She chain-smoked till 87 when she ultimately expired.  No cancer, but weak breathing and morphine for her elderly pain shut her system down. 
  
   If you smoke--don't be greedy.  I'm guilty sometimes too.  Snus is a great alternative, and 60 MINUTES offered no ominous attacks upon it.  Yet again--oral care.  Too, any inflammation of gums; next, cease till healed.
  
   The most hilarious of all is an obese woman who brags how she won't even kiss a man if he smokes; then, she eats a box of candy every day, unearths a personal obesity and finds diabetes.  It's not axiomatic that if you use tobacco you will get sick from it.  But, it is axiomatic that if you eat a shitload of the Oreo Cookie you will morph into a high-sugared, horizontally-challenged passenger on the plane next to me.  We all got problems.  We all get through.  We all die.  The human body:  Bred for death & food for the Earth.  Until the Cyborg Revolution, when we truly become the gods King David did Psalm us to be.  And I'm an ass.