Crystalline Cool (26)

   
   "Crystalline Cool (26)"
   
   2 x 6 = 12.  Duncan would continue the tradition his Dad had displayed to him since a child, which was:  THE PEE JAR.  Some people call it a honey bucket.  But while a jar may seem glassy and able to offer incision to the corporeal aspects--Duncan was cautious in his firm, symmetrical aim into the targeted position; indeed, he would always use a PEE JAR.
   So, knowing the old man needed a friend, he left Roadkill behind to nourish his father.  Too, he left the El Camino, never looking back.
   Able to spot the North Star, Duncan headed in that direction, so to speak.  Moving mountains with faith, believing in the merrymaking of isolation save the bliss of Santa Claus.  So, without taking anything, as commanded, he headed to the top of the world, finding his savory solace in the gravy of gift-wrapping, receiving his dowry, in a manner of speaking, as he became wed to Saint Nicholas in the most straight of arrow ways.
  Nothing like Old Saint Nicholas, and the mirth of a hot, female elf to bring about a new family unit, sparkling in the expensive ornamentation of true love.