Monday, May 6, 2013

Britney Spears/penis size--on Apple iTunes


"ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS AND MALE GENITALIA--AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL TREATISE" is now available on Apple iTunes; plus, on the Nook, and in paper form on Amazon.Com, Barnes and Noble.Com; also, all Internet bookstores.  Here's a link:  BuyABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS AND MALE GENITALIA--AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL TREATISE

This near 40 page piece of sublime prose is the most scientific paper ever written on manhood size--so my non-linear psychology believes.  This is for all the pondering fellas with mind-crushing questions concerning girth or length; moreover, it discusses female, sexual sensation.  The reason I'm displaying the pic of my 16th year--this is when genitalia size first entered my deranged, yet somewhat keen mind; moreover, this is approximately when my girlfriend began cheating on me with my best friend, bragging of his lengthy shaft and its unearthly powers, which of course destroyed my confidence to ever be with another girl.  I'm 40 now; nevertheless, I've never been able to be with another girl due to my average size.

This is a true treatise in the sense that it offers all the positives and negatives about manhood size, speaking to lengths of 3 to 9 inches and how they may or may not psychologically affect the man armed with that shaft, or the woman he copulates with.  It follows two brothers, Merlin and Jelly Roll Asterchat and how they come to scientific grips about their taunted size.  Merlin actually goes mad due to girls laughing at him after an encounter with a well-stretched, buxom lass that giggled when he showed her his petite manhood.  Too, this talks about the monster packages, linguistically displaying something for everybody.

If you ever had questions about your inherited skin flute--this is the superlative text on the subject, and I've read an uncanny amount on the topic.  Too, Britney Spears is given poetic ode in the text, just for fun.  Whether you are a guy with a big, medium, or small package of pulsation--this is the ultimate guide to penis size, offering linguistic axioms using sports cars and super heroes--check it out.

Sincerely, Mark David King