"CFL--bored American digs Montreal Alouettes"
Big Ben would beat my butt for crayon destruction,
Yet I'm pissed he's not playing in the summertime, NFL abduction--
At least in the 80's we had the USFL,
Now hats off like beer-drinking fat cats to ESPN 2 carrying the CFL,
For 3 downs and out; plus, field goals up front--
I wish my Dad would've at least in their league given it a punt,
For pro ball is an almost unearthly accomplishment indeed,
And athletes like the more crazy Saints fuel our inner man need.
