5 Bad Asses In America

   
   "5 Bad Asses In America"

   I've thieved this, like a coyote, stealing fire from the gods, from the pussy of Pop-Culture; nevertheless, this is a solid approximation, though not axiomatic.
   
   1.)   Harry S. Truman--no college degree, the buck stops here, and nuclear power to save more lives than lose them.
   2.)   Hunter S. Thompson--more chemical imbalances than Johnny Depp in a hotel room, said he wanted to kill Bill Murray, road with the Hell's Angels, and loved to blow things up with shotguns and propane tanks.
   3.)   Bruce Lee--little, but the element of water was his power, submitting the best Chinese fighter to teach us Americans martial arts.  The Little Dragon, kicking your ass . . .  
   4.)   G. Gordon Liddy--a five year felon, didn't bleed Kool-Aid, master of Tiger Tai-Chi, could get a woman preggers by simply sitting next to her, and once a State Trooper pulled over his FBI Car, and as the Trooper got next to his car, G. Gordon turned on his federal siren; next, the Trooper jumped out of his skin; furthermore, G. Gordon showed him his FBI Badge, stating boldly:  "I got the big badge buddy."
   5.)   The American Coyote--one killed every sixty seconds, yet ten take its place.  Second unto the Great Spirit.  Longest hunt in recorded history, being over twenty hours; plus, when fox hunting was weak in America, the people decided to hunt the Little Wolf, and they chased a coyote for ten hours; next, upon returning home, they found the pestered coyote on their front porch, him humbly smiling at their lack of bull's eye and bullshit.
   Every dog has its day, and a good dog just might have two--Thomas Pynchon!!!