Kooky Lucy Frost (15)

   
   "Kooky Lucy Frost (15)"
   
   Back @ the psychiatrist's office, face to face, and unleashing tidbits of truth, for all is a comprehensible parable for the chosen.

DOCTOR
You need to read the Gospel of Thomas--not canonized, but worthy.  Make yourself a duplicate of Christ; moreover, put a man's strength in you if you are a woman, and put a woman's intuition in you if you are a man--be a paragon--like Ryan Seacrest.  

LUCY
Was that humor?

DOCTOR
Man being reasonable must laugh in the face of death, for why have drama when humor usurps the dilemma of diatribe--you picking up what I'm putting down?

LUCY
It is like Lord of the Rings out there.  I went to STARBUCKS the other day, shaking nervously, and everybody is plugged into their cell phones or has a computer attached to their face.

DOCTOR
Spirit outshines robotics.  Use your Third Eye.  Eat healthy.  Cleanse the pineal portion.  Talk to God everyday, thanking Him and loving Him for all the stress.  As G. Gordon Liddy said upon getting out of prison, quoting the mad philosopher:  WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.

LUCY
Yeah, and they're trying to build a Nerf world out there.  Football is not what it used to be, just ask Doug Flutie.

DOCTOR
I prefer Jim Plunkett, for you know I'm old school Miss Lucy Frost.
  
   Lucy smiled, for the first time in years.