ULYSSES and Urology

   
   "ULYSSES and Urology"
   
   If you experience pain in the scrotum, whether celibate and hairy, or sexually shaved for adulterous surgery--it is anguish ridden; moreover, if your Urologist hasn't read the metaphorical elongation of ULYSSES, comprehending the male attachment to his own corporeal equipment, however constructed; next, you might consider trusting in your faith, dealing patiently with having your urethra probed, or a simple yet terrifying ultrasound on your sacs of testosterone.  Sometime, all we can do is laugh at life's circumstances.  "Roll the dice and take your chances."  We all try to be like our heroes.  We better.