"80's Movies and Cotton"
What I learned from 80's movies: Fat girls come easy, and piss as much as you can; moreover, always marry a girl that looks like she was kicked in the face by a donkey. Why? Because a beautiful girl may leave you and break your heart. But what if the ugly girl leaves you? Who gives a damn.
And pick your own cotton southern man. Lazy. Importing people, bringing them over cause you can't even work your own industry. After Stonewall Jackson died of friendly fire, the Confederacy never won an offensive battle. They told General Lee: "Grant will retreat." Lee's eyes lit up with phobic fear, him whimpering: "Grant is not a retreating man."
They had no industry. Can't make a country on selling tampons.
Sheriff, why would you look at the rich man's phone, but not mine? Can a rich man not sin? Not if he has you in his pocket. You can't handle the truth. Neglect. Abuse. And I love every minute of it.
Now, a pic of my Mom:
