Coyoting Jokes

   
   "Coyoting Jokes"
   
   Like the wily, humorous coyote, always chasing God, second unto the Great Spirit, and having stole fire from the gods to craft life--I will showcase OPP.  Here we go:

DENNIS MILLER
I want Air Marshals, for if a guy sits next to me on a plane and looks like Jeff Goldblum on a three day meth bender, something is wrong.  
What's the difference between Tom Brady and Chuck Schumer?  Tom Brady is a patriot and a winner.

CONAN O'BRIEN
If your favorite movie is the APPLE DUMPLING GANG; next, you know you have problems.

DAVID LETTERMAN
If the Navy Seals weren't able to get bin Laden, the President was gonna send in the Jersey Boys.

ARCHIE BUNKER
Jesus isn't really Jewish.  Well, on His Mother's side.