Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Comey versus Trump--mythical battle



   "Comey versus Trump--mythical battle"

   Shorter than I thought--yup.  Maverick against the Iceman here, genital-like swordplay.
   I actually am pleased to see former FBI director Comey foolishly pit all near 8 feet of himself against the greatest Commander in Chief since President Raygun, when IRON EAGLE was soaring sweetly at the Box Office.
   Of course, Trump will King David the deep state Goliath--it has been written.  Next, as the Talmud tells, wear his scrotum on a Levi Strauss belt, or maybe, Calvin Klein; furthermore, have a pissing contest with Muff Riot from the Russian regions.  At least The Donald finally has a worthy adversary, besides the Big Mac.  
   We must remember, it is:  The United States of America.  You gravitate to States that fit the bill.  Want plenty of dope--go to California like Robert Plant.  Want to collect Quartz Crystals and call Freya's Hogs--go to Arkansas--she was friends with a wild boar and appreciated the fast-diving falcon.  Want to live in a crooked State--there's always Tennessee, for even the country music girls have forgotten the wardrobe of the farmer's daughter, dressing more like Hollywood harlots, as if.
   Greatest country, all due to the competing States--the autonomous freedoms each one does possess and offer.  
   We should never gel into a singular cell lest we forget that we are all different, and that is what makes us so great.  We are all unique, even if meshed into tribes.  I say, Oklahoma is pretty damn cool--love cowboys and Indians.