Bertha

  
   BERTHA

   Recall Sheen in PLATOON writing to his Grandma.  Grandma's can luv ya more than mothers, because they know their daughters aren't always that bright and tend to marry freaky dudes.  In my hound dog opinion, a mere chien at times mind ya, I always trusted Big Bertha (Grandma)  more than Mom, cause that mean German didn't take shit, yet her heart of pure platinum drove her to feed the hobos and give them coffee.  It's okay to show the Eastwood wolf stare, and yet help out a sane bum down on his luck.  This is Bertha's way.  She always had her door open to love,  and Jesus never had to shake his spirited sandals off out front when exiting, as He instructed us to do.  He was a man of peace like Solomon, but fearing God means loving your own Temple too.  I didn't invent these things, so blame the Author of Life if you're crazy.  His name is Jesus.  And He's pretty much eternal, so the Book goes.