Hey Chief (7)

   
   "Hey Chief (7)"
    
   Beauteous Max and mild-mannered Paul enjoyed the flickering candlelight and frozen lasagna, but Paul had no wine, and they drank tap water; however, he did have ice cubes for some "splash" in his mini-fridge.  EDDIE THE EAGLE was an inspiring movie about a determined dreamer and a washed-up lush resurrecting his potential.  Anyway, after ejecting the DVD, Max snuggled in close to Paul and injected her tongue under his manly mustache--right into his shocked mouth.  The dude kissed her back for a while; next, pushed away and explained his desire concerning the relationship.

PAUL
I do wish to engage you in intercourse; however, not this night, but I'm okay to show you myself naked, so you can see the goods.

MAX
Snorted a giggle.  Do you want to see my goods?  Ran a hand through her butterscotch pixie cut.  I can see your Rosary over there, and your Crucifix over yonder; plus, can tell that you're an honest and nice guy.  So, I can wait.  But you're kinda Old Testament, huh?

PAUL
Not particularly.  In fact, Christ's words are more terrifying; moreover, He gets most of his material from the Old Testament, quoting Isaiah, David, other Psalms, and all the rest.  Too, He talks about the winnowing fork used to separate the wheat from the chaff, a pitchfork.  And Saint John further goes onto to display that a life without repentance is not healthy, but eternally damaging to the soul.  

MAX
Yeah, Jesus can be scary.  But isn't that the point?

PAUL
He was no Elmer Gantry--those who can't do, teach.  He was pure light and salt.  

MAX
So, how long do you wanna wait to make love?

PAUL
We'll know.  Now, let's take a ride on my motorcycle.  Plenty of wildlife to see, and I can go slow or fast.

MAX 
Smiled.  Sounds like a good start.