The Milky Way Brothers (15)

   
   "The Milky Way Brothers (15)"
   
   Lady cop Evermint was kinda/sorta nice; nevertheless, as a cop--she had violated the Bill of Rights thrice.  Thus, Cherish and her pulsating passion for before the days of the Industrial Revolution crawled over dumb Davy and out of the Ranchero's swinging door, swaggering up to Evermint in order to protest a traffic ticket and illegal search.  Too, she showed the love of canine family, bending down and kissing Fuzz on the wet nose, leaving her delicious scent for the delirious dog to yummy-up throughout the day.  Then, Cherish got in Evermint's face.
   
CHERISH
People are sick, anxious, and driven by an America based on worship of the Almighty dollar.  Now, these are just good old boys--leave em alone.
  
EVERMINT
Driving recklessly is bad.  I've seen things.
   
CHERISH
Look, they got a hot girl, me, between em--were hot-rodding to jiggle my jugs is all--no crime in making a girl's boobs bounce.  Now all the downloaded porn is the real crime.  Wrecks marriages, turns teenagers into even nastier horndogs, causes jealous-driven murders, stalking, extortion, blackmail--you get me?  
   
EVERMINT
Who are you lady?
   
CHERISH
I'm a lady with free will--even though there may be predestination or the Web of Weird.  Won't get into shit about Calvinism, but the people's positive reactions to the herb, such as King David himself as he did give Psalm, prove the nurturing nature of Mother Earth.  And God crafted the Earth and all that is in it--for the real service of man.  Who is a pig to question that?  Swine serving political law-makers and not the people.  Your false doctrine is to serve and protect--you do neither.  Go find a violent thug, fight fair; then, you might be considered brave without the protection of that fairy-like badge.  All people like you wanna do is genocide the Muslims while forsaking symposium on American Social Issues that affect millions of Americans.  True, submissive Islam is brother to Judaism and Christianity--Christ is the Apostle, son of Mary the most beloved by God, and He harnessed the potential and trust of the Holy Spirit Itself, giving ode about spiritual welfare, mercy, compassion; plus, He was friends with Arch-Angels who are comforters of the afflicted.  So, who are you cop?  This is the United States of America--a fucking free country, letting us be individuals, not mindless prey controlled and kept under the mind-bending thumbs of power-hungry politicians. Indeed, Reagan warned of a greater threat.  A threat outside of humanity.  Too, I like your dog.  You need to stop locking him in the cage at night--he thinks you're a real witch for it.